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Gift for SDWolfpup by Deejay (Jaws series)



Title of vid: If I Was A Great White Shark
Recipient: SDWolfpup
Vidder: Deejay
Fandom: Jaws series
Music: The Great White Shark Song/The Theme to 'Jaws' by Andy Brandy Casagrande IV and John Williams
Summary: Chompy goodness.
Content notes: I prefer not to give content notes (viewer proceeds at their own risk: could be anything)
Signed length: 04:06

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Lyrics
[spoken]
If you find yourself nose to nose with a Great White (man-eating) Shark
The thing to do is to leave the water quietly
Just as if your only thought was to rub in more suntan lotion

[sung]
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
And ask you, how you do
Then you'd look at me and pull out a harpoon and try to shoot me
Then I'd realize how kind of really hungry I am right now
Sorry about your leg, I'll be back in a while for the rest
Don't stress, my sister will be back to clean up this mess
Relax, kick back, it's only a Great White Shark attack
RAR!

If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
'Cuz sharks like surfing, too
You paddle out, chasing the fat sets and pushing the sunset
Then I'd realize I've never seen a seal so fat and slow
Sorry about your arm, I just didn't know
Think fast, swim back, you still look like a seal
Your wet suit's so black and red

Great White Sharks dive four-thousand feet
Swim across the world, damn, isn't that deep?
Forty-million years and they haven't changed
Apex predator, survival's the game
Ambush-style is how they hunt
Seven rows of teeth, lorenzini in the front
Oh, you know I wouldn't bite you

No, if I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
'Cuz it's my ocean, too
So, please keep it clean, 'cuz I can be wicked mean
And I got sharp teeth, and if I realized that
You don't care about the sea
Well, that means you don't care about me
Oh, well, that's fine, I'll just rip you in bloody half this time
Yeah, if I was a Great White, yeah, if I was a Great White Shark
RAR!


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( 31 comments — Leave a comment )
sdwolfpup
Jan. 19th, 2013 04:51 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD, FESTIVIDDER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU HAVE MADE ME FEEL SORRY FOR JAWS. This was EEEEPPPPIIIICCCCC. I just- I can't even- I mean there were BODY PARTS and sharks going YEAH and people being seals and honestly this is like a mad genius of a vid that I cannot believe has not existed before now because it CLEARLY NEEDED TO AND I AM SO HAPPY IT IS ALL MINE. I mean I will share it with the world because the world needs to see it, but in my heart, this SHARK VID OF AWESOME IS MIIIIINE.

GREAT use of adding the stills for additional NUANCE and GRAVITAS. This is so amazing, Festividder. THANK YOU!!
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
You're so welcome, it was fun! \o/

Edited at 2013-02-06 09:47 pm (UTC)
deirdre_c
Jan. 19th, 2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
I would like to ask you to marry me, because I have fallen madly in love with you over this.
killabeez
Jan. 19th, 2013 06:50 pm (UTC)
:D I see I'm not the only one proposing marriage in comments today.

Festividder, this is awesome, and made me laugh so hard. You are more likely to die because a coconut fell on your head than because of a shark attack. ♥ I needed that today!
deirdre_c
Jan. 19th, 2013 06:59 pm (UTC)
When you find your soul-mate, you don't want to take any chances, right?... PUT A RING ON IT. ;D
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:48 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:47 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
kernezelda
Jan. 19th, 2013 06:06 pm (UTC)
This is brilliant! I laughed so much, and of course, the classic clips from Jaws and the photo/posters - flying sharks! - made it perfect. So much fun to watch. Thank you for creating this!
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:48 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
meddow
Jan. 19th, 2013 07:11 pm (UTC)
This is hilarious! And brilliant! And I say that as someone terrified of sharks.
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:48 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
tazlet
Jan. 19th, 2013 08:31 pm (UTC)
I managed to watch the whole thing through - it's brilliant! (Not to mention edjumakashunal).
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
unovis
Jan. 19th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
Oh my fucking arm. This was hilarious.
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
castalianspring
Jan. 19th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
This is awesome. Yay, sharks!
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
boosette
Jan. 19th, 2013 10:22 pm (UTC)
FLAWLESS.
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
snoopypez
Jan. 20th, 2013 04:15 am (UTC)
okay, YOU are my hero. this was adorable and hilarious and also educational and important! and it reminded me of how, even when I was a tiny child, I.. kinda rooted for the shark. hee.
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
dualbunny
Jan. 20th, 2013 06:33 am (UTC)
LOLOL. Niiiiiiice. ;D
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
anoel
Jan. 20th, 2013 07:28 am (UTC)
LOL I love this! GO SHARKS!! I love how it was from their pov and the unique use of outer clips (Nemo!) and the hilarious text at the end. It was so much fun :)
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
swordznsorcery
Jan. 20th, 2013 12:55 pm (UTC)
Yay sharks, absolutely. I've never heard that song before, so thanks for pointing me at that. Great fun video too. I'm an avowed shark nut, so I very much appreciated the pro-shark angle. Great clips of Bruce, as well! I love that bit where he pops up and takes Roy Scheider by surprise.
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
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deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
elipie
Jan. 21st, 2013 11:35 am (UTC)
This is ADORABLE! I didn't know a Jaws vid could be adorable! I love it so much!
deejay
Feb. 6th, 2013 09:51 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So glad you liked it! \o/
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